Whatever I Fancy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gingerethereal
hetrez:
“crumplelush:
“uncommon-etc:
“ As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job...
uncommon-etc

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

crumplelush

I remember reading about a white European of some flavour who had overstayed their visa and wanted to go home but couldn’t afford the plane ticket. They tried to turn themselves in to ICE to get deported, and were straight up told “we’re not looking for people like you”

hetrez

Not the same but it feels very similar: I grew up on welfare in the US. Food stamps, welfare payments, housing vouchers, for years until I was thirteen. I am also the whitest personal you’ve ever met. Any time I hear people in the States complaining about welfare fraud or laziness — and I have heard the term “welfare queen” come out of actual people’s actual mouths more than once, what the fuck — I tell them about my childhood and sit back and watch them scramble.

“I didn’t mean…” yeah, yup, you did.

“Well I’m sure your parents never —“ oh you’re sure, are you? How are you so sure? I’ll take one guess.

mirabels-miracle
mirabels-miracle

Honestly, I see a lot of people saying they are upset that Mirabel didn’t get a gift at the end, or that the family got their gifts back, but honestly, as a disabled person, I have a different perspective. I’m actually glad that Mirabel didn’t get a gift in the end.

While Mirabel isn’t explicitly stated to be disabled, she is certainly disabled-coded. A lot of her experiences align with those with disabilities, and her relationship with her family is similar to the relationship a lot of us have with our non-disabled family. In media, disabled and disabled-coded characters are usually treated one of two ways.

  1. They miraculously “overcome” their disabilities, or become non-disabled, which is rarely the case for disabled people.
  2. They are given a capitalistic use and in one form or another “earn” the same value as their non-disabled counterparts.

Neither of which Mirabel has to do! She is allowed to be special and valuable by accepting and being herself, and she doesn’t need to “overcome” the fact that she didn’t get a gift. She had to overcome her internalized ableism, but she isn’t “rewarded” by suddenly becoming nondisabled, she learns that she doesn’t need the same abilities as everyone else to have worth.

And in my opinion, that is amazing.

iamcaledonia
rageynerd:
“deathcomeswithakiss:
“mr-and-mr-pendragon:
“unseenvisibility:
“ livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
“ gigaku:
“ gigaku:
“ this is another part where i just lost my shit completely.
”
ok no im not done with this.
just the fact that Merlin...
gigaku

this is another part where i just lost my shit completely. 

gigaku

ok no im not done with this.

just the fact that Merlin can just WALK UNANNOUNCED INTO THE KING’S FUCKING CHAMBERS WHENEVER HE WELL PLEASES

just the fact that ARTHUR IS THE FUCKING KING AND HE CAN DO WHAT HE LIKES BUT HE STILL HIDES THINGS FROM MERLIN SO MERLIN WON’T WORRY OR NAG

just the fact that MERLIN CAN NAG THE KING

i mean like omg this movement is so urgent like SHIT IT’S MERLIN OMG HIDE THE HORN OMG

and it’s like

YOU’RE THE KING, ARTHUR. 

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

And such a good strategy too.
unseenvisibility

I’m still laughing over the fact that he threw all these apples onto the floor and Merlin’s like “What seriously” and Arthur’s like “CLEAN THIS UP BUT DON’T USE THE BOWL”

mr-and-mr-pendragon

I bet Merlin knew what Arthur was hiding but he still tried to lift the bowl

deathcomeswithakiss

And not only does Arthur throw the apples out the the bowl, but he throws them TOWARDS Merlin like ‘ah yes that is the perfect way to hide the horn- by drawing as much attention to it’s hiding place as possible!’

rageynerd

He even says “ignore it because I’m the king of Camelot and I told you to” and they both just pause and pretend he never said anything because neither of them care 😂✋🏻 pls I love them

gingerethereal
were-writes

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

were-writes

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

mothedmans

image

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

alls-well-that-ends-here

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

krshush

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero

silver-tongues-blog

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

marlynnofmany

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

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cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.